Little Surfer Buoy

I have redefined what it is to be a surfer. This is my interpretation, honed to theoretical perfection in the frozen steppes of Northamptonshire and executed with acute embarrassment on the Cornish coast. It is an elegant equation that links expenditure of huge amounts of energy to a minimal amount of contact between surfer and surf board, a breakdown of synergy manifesting in the consumption of copious amounts of sea water and an inability to put on one's socks the following day.

I think the out of focus flag says it all.