Cocaine Help Line

I expect you can already see where this is going. I saw the advert in a newspaper and thought I would drop them a line. A second career in stand-up comedy fails to beckon.

A Life on the Ocean Wave

So, a number of Royal Navy personnel were found to be positive to cocaine during a random drug screening test. It certainly gives a new twist to being on the high seas. If they had been in the merchant navy, it would also have given a new meaning to the P & O Line. I bet they felt like right Charlies.